Albee Says the Darndest Things
Posted by Elizabeth Edwards on February 5th, 2008
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So, one of the projects I have assigned myself over the past several months of Edward Albee’s residence here at McCarter has been to collect the best from among the many gems of wit and wisdom that have been tripping dryly out of his mouth since his “better bring a shovel” comment on the first day of rehearsal. I have been keeping a list, and here, now that the show has opened and Mr. Albee has returned into the mythical mists of Great-American-Playwright-hood from whence he emerged, are my favorites, published on the blog for your reading pleasure.
From the Dialogue on Drama at McCarter Theatre:
“I get so bored of plays where the curtain goes up and we’re supposed to be spies. Having to sit there and pretend you’re not there, and the actors having to pretend they’re not acting to you, just gets in the way.”
“A play is a set of parentheses around the lives of some characters. The secret of playwriting is in properly placing the parentheses.”
“You try to write a play in a way that makes it very difficult to screw it up.”
From an article by Anthony Stoeckert in the Princeton Packet:
“Theater should engage you in thinking about social, political, philosophical and moral questions and get you involved with people who are dealing with them responsibly and seriously. Plays can also be funny doing that, I’m not suggesting they should be humorless. You’ve got to entertain but people have to be willing to be entertained in the way you want to entertain them. Entertainment is not escapism.”
From an interview by Carol Rocamora in American Theatre magazine:
Carol Rocamora: How many drafts of the play did you write?
Edward Albee: “What do you mean “drafts”? I don’t write drafts. A draft could give someone a cold. No, I think you should write the entire play down the first time, and then fix it with a few touches here and there. You shouldn’t write it down until you think you have the whole play. Playwrights get in terrible trouble when they write a play too soon, and then hope that it finds its shape. Writing is a far longer process than you know. A play begins as an idea translated from the unconscious to the conscious. You’ve been thinking about it a long time and creating it a long time before you’re even aware of it. The longer you wait, the less likely you’ll discover that you have written a “first draft.” Wait as long as you can.”
And my personal favorite, one more from the Dialogue on Drama:
Michael Cadden: “I know you don’t set out to write didactic plays with a specific message, but after you’ve written a play, when you’re watching it, do you ever look at it and think, that playwright had blank on his mind…?”
Edward Albee: “Blank? I hope I had more than that!”
Posted by Elizabeth Edwards, Literary Intern at McCarter Theatre.


