135 Years of Original Music Comedy

Princeton’s Famous Triangle Show: Aisle Be Damned!

November 14 - November 16, 2025

Directed by Sam Hay
Choreographed by Taylor Gordon
Music Directed by Pete Mills '95
Book, Music and Lyrics by The Triangle Writers’ Workshop

Welcome to the wedding of the year! No expense will be spared when a wealthy prodigal daughter walks her nobody-fiancé down the aisle -- or will she? A-list guests, royal ex-boyfriends, and boy bands all have something to say about the match -- or mismatch? -- of the century. Clutch your pearls because this new musical comedy about love, trust funds, and family dysfunction will make you say “I do!” Will love persevere, in sickness and in wealth? Find out in Aisle Be Damned!, Princeton’s annual Triangle Show and one of its most beloved traditions for 135 years!

Support Triangle as a Producer, Sponsor or Patron. Upgrade your ticket to be a premium supporter from any seat in the house and get prime program billing and our sincerest thanks. Just select your seats and then select your premium tier.

On Friday, premium ticket buyers are invited to our opening night party, toasting the cast and crew of Aisle Be Damned! 

On Saturday and Sunday, premium ticket buyers get a free drink at the McCarter lobby bar; showing your ticket is all you need to get a drink on us!